Ello ello ello? Now what's all this then? If you don't tune into the Mosen Explosion, then I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station...The Mushroom Fm Internet radio station that is, where we have four hours of frivolous, fun, forgettable radio that's interactive and unpredictable.
When I interrogate you, I shall ask, "now do you have a police record?" And you might answer, "yes, Every Breath you Take!"
On the show this week, we're celebrating the birthday of Sting! Yes, Sting himself was born on this day in 1951, so we're going to play your favourite tracks from the Police, and from Sting on his own.
There'll be plenty of other tunes and fun conversation as well. I always look forward to having the pleasure of your company, so I hope you'll find time to join me, otherwise I'll, I'll...have to take down your particulars, read you your rights, and feed you doughnuts.
It's all on at 2 PM Eastern, 7 PM UK, 7 AM in New Zealand, only on Mushroom FM. http://www.MushroomFM.com